The nights in Chiang Mai were peaceful and relaxing. I sat at the balcony of our room allowing different sensations to take over me - the warmth of the coffee, the coolness of the night wind, the sweetness of the saxophone music wafting from the lobby...heavenly...
We've always loved going to the spa and I told JM I wanted a totally relaxing vacation this time, not the kind that has you running around so I booked plane tickets to Chiang Mai and JM made the reservations at a mountain spa resort. I had booked the plane tickets way back December, before we even went home for Christmas to avail of lower rates.
THE LONG DRIVE
We arrived in Chiang Mai at around 7:30 AM, sleepy, hungry and a bit lost. We were booked at a resort so far from civilization, the only way to get there was to either book an airport pickup from the hotel which we thought was too expensive or to hire a cab which we found out charged a fixed rate of 600 baht (even more expensive than the hotel's airport pickup). So we hired a cab and during the long drive, we learned that there are only about 60 cabs in Chiang Mai because it's too expensive to register for one. Eventually, the cab driver asked us if we had any planned activities and offered to drive us around. After some wheeling and dealing, we settled at an ultra-cheap rate of 2,000 baht for a whole day of touring the city (and that inlcudes the gas cost already!).
After checking in at the resort, we hurried back to the city. We told our driver, Khun O, to take us to some nice, quick and cheap breakfast so he drove us to this seemingly uninhabited hotel and when we got there our food was already laid out on the table - Khun O had ordered for us beforehand so we wouldn't waste any more time. We gobbled our breakfast in less than 30 minutes then set off for the Mae Sa Waterfall.
3-2-1 BUNGEE!
On the way to the waterfall, we discovered that there was a bungee jumping site along the way so JM, with eyes gleaming in excitement, asked K. O to take us there for a look-see. We had second thoughts when we got to the office. For one, it cost 1,800 baht per person. Second, we weren't sure we were ready for a jump, especially since we'd just had breakfast. So we asked to see the site first, which was about 500 meters from the office. Whe we got there, a lady farang (Caucasian) was getting ready to take the plunge so we decided to watch her first. As soon as she was done it seemed all second thoughts were erased from our minds and we immediately registered. We signed up for a together-jump, meaning JM and I were going to jump together. The guy gave us an option to give up the shirt that went with the jump and pay only 1,600 baht each, so obviously we took this cheaper option.
We weighed in (oh god! that was the 2nd time for the weekend that i had to know my weight and i can't say i'm happy about it) and thankfully our combined weight was well within the limit so they wrapped up our legs and locked the cables and lifted us up 50 meters above the ground. Surprisingly, I felt no fear. Well, I was never really afraid of heights and I knew very well that the trick was to never look down. JM and I hopped our way to the edge of the platform - our hips could not fit within the rails! Haha! JM was starting to mutter fear under his breath and I tried to calm him down.
And then 3-2-1 BUNGY!!! There we were free-falling from 50 meters up and all I could say was "Shit! Shit! Shit!" Blood was pounding to my face, my nose, my eyes and it was too painful. JM, on the other hand, was just yellling at the top his lungs, trying to dispel the awful feeling of nausea. The guy from above and the ones from below were yelling at us to look up for the camera but we only yelled "cannot!" That must have been the first time I declined on a photo op! We swayed in the air, I closed my eyes and surrendered to the wind. Somehow, this made me feel better. When they pulled us down to the ground, I almost forgot all about the nausea as I was overcome by a feeling of triumph. I knew the jump was something I would forever remember as one of those times I tried to live on the edge.
*bungee pictures to follow...
MAE SA
Finally, we got to the national park where the Mae Sa Waterfall was located. It wasn't as impressive as the Erawan Waterfall in Kanchanaburi but the cool wind and the cold water immediately dispeled the remaining queasiness from the bungee jump. We were too tired to climb all 10 levels. We immediately headed back down for lunch. The food stalls had my favorite chicken babecue - I had that and a plate of som tam or papaya salad. We finished off lunch with ice cream.
Then we went to the Orchid and Butterfly Farm. It was swarming with tourists but I loved seeing the orchids. Too bad, I couldn't find any cymbidium orchids, though, they're my favorite. They only had a couple of the vanda variety, some phalaenopsis and a few cattleyas. JM and I went "trigger happy". We planned to come up with a photo collection we would name the Flora Series.

We skipped the Snake Farm. JM didn't want to have anything to do with snakes - that coming from someone who was born on the Year of the Snake.
GUESTS FROM CHINA
Next, we asked K. O to drive us to the Chiang Mai zoo were two panda bears can be found. These panda bears are on loan from China as a sign of good will. It wasn't really much of an adventure since all the pandas did was chew on the bamboo stalks that were being thrown at them by the zoo keepers. But that didn't stop us, and lots of other tourists, from taking many, many pictures and video footages of these lazy creatures.
The Chiang Mai zoo is actually a really large one with lots of other animals, but since we've already seen the likes of these animals in other zoos and we still had a lot of other places to visit, we really just came to have a look at the pandas. You can say, it's something like the Monalisa of Louvre, it's the only thing people flock to the zoo for.
BORSANG UMBRELLAS
The only thing I promised I would buy in Chiang Mai is the umbrella that's supposedly made in a specific village called Borsang. These are hand-made umbrellas from bamboo or cane and decorated with colourful handmade paintings or patterns on glazed rice paper or silk covers. So we went to one of the major production centers of these umbrellas. There one can see the
whole process of coming up with an umbrella - from chiseling the bamboo to making the glazed paper to painting the parasol and drying them out under the sun. Some kid tourists were trying their hand at pounding the material for the paper - cute! Other tourists on the other hand had asked the painters to work on their shirts, one even asked to have a painting on the back of his cellphone! Finally we got to the shop. I was disappointed to learn that the really nice large umbrellas made of silk cost thousands. There were cheaper ones though, at 200-500 baht or so, and I settled on a smaller silk umbrella within that range. On our way out of the village, I kept asking JM if there really weren't such umbrellas in the Philippines, like in Quiapo for instance. How horrible it would be to find out that my special Chiang Mai umbrella was actually being sold in the Philippines as well and worse if it actually costs less too!
WALKING STREET
Our next and final stop for that day was the Walking Street. This is a weekend thing where they close off one of the streets and fill it with stalls on the sidewalk that offer a huge assortment of goods, mostly crafted by the sellers themselves. As expected, I kept on
exclaiming about how cute or how nice something was but I managed to resist the temptations of buying everything that captured my interest. In the end, we settled for a couple bottles of body wash and a native tissue holder. Oh and I got my nails done for a mere 29 baht! That's all 10 finger nails and with those cutesy flower designs. Have to explain, here in Bangkok some salons charge manicure/polish per nail, something I couldn't quite get because when you have your nails done you always have all 10 done right? Unless maybe I just didn't know that some people here don't do it like that. But in an effort to understand and inject some humor into it, we decided that at least if you suddenly find yourself short of funds you can opt to just have a couple nails done and come back next payday for the rest. Haha! But I digress..
Dinner was a mini adventure as well. We bought some 10 sticks of pork barbecue, a serving of fried rice, fried quail eggs for me and two cups of Pepsi from the stalls along the street. Then we found a spot along the sidewalk and enjoyed our fare. Our dinner cost us only 100 baht total. On our way back to the cab, we spotted an ice cream cart that sold what is called "Ancient Ice Cream". They came in rectangular blocks, really big ones, and cost only 10 baht. The assortment of colors were so pleasing to the eyes, I got a strawberry flavored block. Had a picture taken with the "mamang sorbetero" then headed for home.
2ND DAY = RELAXATION
On our 2nd day, we decided to stay at the resort and have the relaxed vacation that we originally planned. We forcibly pushed our bums out of bed at 9AM so we can avail of the buffet breakfast that closed at 10. Then we strolled around the resort, checking out the cabins - the resort looks something like the Baguio Country Club or the Tagaytay Highlands, only smaller. Again, I went "trigger happy", clicking away at the beautiful flowering plants. It was like spring in Europe, but without the tulips. The roses were abloom though and they looked marvelous. Poinsettias were everywhere as if it was still the Christmas season.


After that we went back to our room and lazed around in bed, surfing through the limited number of English channels on TV until we decided to take a dip in the pool. We had the pool to ourselves. The water was freeeeeezing! I only stayed inside the pool for about 10 minutes then settled myself on a lounge chair. And then it was time for lunch, well late lunch, coz it was already 3PM then. We just shared a club sandwich and I had a mango shake, I have to say nothing beats the sweetness of Philippine mangoes. The shake they served me was sweet but it had a kind of tartiness as in green mangoes. But since I also love green mango shake, I still enjoyed my shake.
Massage was next on our "itinerary" so we asked to be driven by tuktuk to the spa "hut". JM had a Thai Herbal Oil Massage while I enjoyed my Thai Medicinal Herb Massage. Thai Medicinal Herb Massage is where they give you a brief traditional Thai Massage followed by a Hot Compress using a mixture of herbs packed in cheesecloth - I forgot the name of the pack, my masseuse actually told me what it was called. After our massage, we lounged some more at the spa lobby before going back to our room for more lazy lounging.
We had one of the most sumptuous dinners. A fresh salad came first followed by deep fried marinated spare ribs and red curry pork. The red curry pork could be the best curry I've ever had. Even JM who's not too fond of curry took a liking to it. And even if it was a bit spicy, I mixed the sauce with my rice, Filipino style, and just fought away the spice with water. For dessert, we shared a slice of coffee cake. My tummy felt utterly heavy after dinner so we went for a walk and, of course, some picture taking. Then we sat at the lobby to listen to some beautiful saxophone and keyboard music before calling it a night.
LAST HURRAH
We had to get up at 9AM again on our last day. We had planned to fill ourselves up from the breakfast buffet so we wouldn't have to get lunch at the airport, and fill up our tummies we did so that we had to go for another digestion walk. Then we set off for the pool. This time there were a couple other people there. The water was once again freezing but I managed to stay in longer than the previous day. Finally, it was time to pack and say goodbye. The hotel's van drove us to the airport where we had some coffee before boarding.
As we left though, we promised to come back. There are yet so many other things to experience in Chiang Mai, one of them a visit to the hilltribes and another an ATV tour - you actually get to drive an all-terrain vehicle to go on the tour!
So it wasn't really goodbye Chiang Mai, more of "Asta la vista - I shall return!"